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Stay At Home Holiday

Because of the ongoing recession and world unrest, Holidaysplease has invented the ultimate “staycation” where you can literally enjoy your holiday from the comfort of your own home.

This is a once in a lifetime experience that consists of:-

1) An 18 tonne lorry arriving with sand to spread all over your garden. Some will be spread within your house and underwear drawer as part of the “sand gets everywhere” guarantee.
2) Two security people will come and frisk you in your front room. These guards promise to leave with your shoes and your dignity.
3) Your luggage is collected, thrown up and down the street a few times with a promise that at least half is returned.
4) The branded drinks in your drinks cabinet are replaced with “Los Larger” and a worm from your garden is placed in the neck of each bottle. You can pay extra for it to be warmed in the sun and sprinkled with ants.
5) An electrician siphons off electricity from your neighbours, doubling the brightness of your lights to ensure that bright red, post holiday “lobster tan”.

For those who like upgrades you can also pay extra for:-

1) A local waiter to come over and make a move on your daughter
2) One of your pets to be turned into a local delicacy

You need to hurry though as places are limited and need to be booked by April 1st 2011!

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